The Premier League is back this weekend, and with Matchday 32 rolling in, we’re officially at that stage of the season where everything gets a bit…chaotic.
The title race tightens, relegation scraps get even more scrappy, and that big collection of mid-table teams decides if they either fancy Europe or a nice, relaxing nothingness. In short, it’s beautiful chaos until it wrecks your parlay.
Which, naturally, means it’s the perfect time to build one – because we’re not here to play it safe. Anyone can stack a few heavy favourites and call it a day. Where’s the fun in that?
Instead, we’ve put together a parlay that actually feels worth the risk.
Let’s get into it.
Arsenal vs Bournemouth
- Saturday, 11 April (7:30 ET/ 12:30 GMT)
Arsenal to win
Look, we’re not overthinking this.
Arsenal are top of the league for a reason. They have managed to get the job done all season in the Premier League.
Yes, the ‘bottlejob’ jibes are coming back after two cup defeats in as many weeks, but the Premier League has always been their main target.
Bournemouth won’t be a pushover, but Arsenal know they need to win this if they want that long-awaited title.
Arsenal come into this one looking to make it five wins in a row in the league, whilst Bournemouth have drawn their last five games.
Back Arsenal to win here, and if they don’t, back Man City to win the league at this point.
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Burnley vs Brighton
- Saturday, 11 April (10:00 ET/ 15:00 GMT)
Brighton to win
This one screams “form vs fear.”
Burnley are deep in relegation trouble, and calling it a ‘fight’ feels generous at this point.
They’ve been face down on the canvas all season. Winless in five and playing like a side already planning next season in the Championship.
Meanwhile, Brighton have quietly gone about their business – again.
Four wins in their last five, including a win against Liverpool, although I don’t think that is as impressive as it once was, but they are a team that’s organised, confident, and clicking at the right time.
And crucially, they’re facing a team that isn’t.
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Brentford vs Everton
- Saturday, 11 April (10:00 ET/ 15:00 GMT)
Brentford and Everton to draw
Nobody likes backing a draw on a parlay, and I get it. It almost feels wrong, until it suddenly feels inevitable.
Brentford haven’t exactly been blowing teams away, and Everton are about as predictable as the English weather in summer – sunny one minute, absolutely rubbish the next.
Both sides sit in that awkward mid-table zone where you could either finish in the bottom half or sneak into a European place. They both sit on 46 points, with Brentford sitting seventh on goal difference.
There is very little to separate these two, and I can quite easily see this being one of those boring games, but now that it’s made its way onto this parlay, it will probably be absolute chaos with another VAR mistake somewhere along the line.
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